Mostly it goes like this:
Me: Zach, can you unload the dishwasher please?
Zach: Let me finish building the Great Wall of China on Minecraft.
Me: Ryan, can you please take out the trash?
Fast forward 3 hours
Me: HELLO!? Can you both do as you were told so I can get on with the rest of my life?
Or making a decision on something. I do it to myself. And don't think I'm crazy for having this amazing running dialog in my head because I know you do it, too.
Me: What should I make for dinner tonight?
Me: I don't know yet. What do I have in the freezer I can take out in time to defrost?
Me: Crap, is there time to defrost chicken?
Me: Depending on the dish you make you could throw it in the Crock Pot and call it dinner.
Me: Yeah, but Steve isn't overly fond of that kind of chicken.
Me: He's not cooking it.
Me: This is true.
Me: So, chicken?
Me: Blah, I don't know!!
Me: Seriously make a decision so I can get on with the rest of my life!!
Which makes this true: