Ok, so one of my kids, I won't say which one to avoid humiliation, is infatuated with one of our dogs. He loves, loves, loves Jerry the Springer Spaniel. So just a second ago he asked me this:
Him: so do you think they know when you are kissing them?
Me: Uhhh...what? (insert one raised eyebrow here)
Him: the dog. you know, when they lick you it's like they are giving you kisses. So should I kiss him or lick him?
Me:............................................................well, ......................I wouldn't do either but.....you know. whatever.
Him: Ok, then I'll just kiss him.
And just to clarify, he kisses him on his snout so it's not like some kind of weirdo fetish thing. Well...you know. Whatever.
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