Aging part deux

Pathetic. Seriously pathetic. Darling and I went to the store last night and we were trying to read food lables. I'm all, "what does that say?" he's all, "I don't know, I can't tell. I can' see it." I'm all, "yeah, me either, but I think it's got the bad junk in it that we can't have." And he's all, "yeah, but what are we supposed to eat? It says we can have cheddarwurst." And I'm all, "uh-huh but we're not supposed to have the nitrates or nitrites or whatever the hell they are. Is that what that says, nitrates?" And he's all, "I don't know, it's too small to read!"

Uh-huh, that's the way we roll now.